32 NFL-Inspired Fantasy Football Team Names
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It's finally football season. How happy are you with your fantasy football team name?
If you're like me, you head into every fall trying to come up with something clever ... and almost always fall maddeningly short.
Well, I'm tired of cringing at my wholly uncreative team names and shouting "Why didn't I think of that?" whenever I see a witty creation on Twitter. So, armed with the Notes function on my iPod Touch and several trips to the playground with my 3 children, I came up with this list of team names inspired by players (or coaches) from each NFL team.
They're not all good. (Heck, you might think they all suck.) But just like a daily workout, I got through it and can finally move on. And if you have any better suggestions, please feel free to share them in the comments section below.
AFC
Buffalo Bills --
Bad to Marrone
Miami Dolphins -- Oh Knowshon, what
a Misi
New York Jets -- A Rex-Style
Dysfunction
New England Patriots -- Ridley Me
This
Cincinnati Bengals -- What's Sanu?
Cleveland Browns -- It's a Party,
Let's Mingo
Baltimore Ravens -- Legion of
Dumervil
Pittsburgh Steelers -- Bell of the
Bowl
Indianapolis Colts -- Take Out the
T-Rash
Jacksonville Jaguars -- Drivin' My
Marcedes Across the Bortles
Houston Texans -- 1 Andre, 2 Andre,
DeAndre
Tennessee Titans -- Bishop Sankey
High School
Denver Broncos -- Pey Tha Mann
San Diego Chargers -- Obla-Dee,
ObLadarius
Kansas City Chiefs -- Bowe Knows
Off-Field Issues
Oakland Raiders -- New Carr Smell
NFC
Dallas Cowboys -- If Murray Goes
Down, We're Dunbar
Philadelphia Eagles -- Arrelious
Benn Polked & it Ertz
New York Giants -- Nurse It Like
Beckham
Washington --
Griffin You Can't Do It Yourself, Ask Your Cousins
Chicago Bears -- Martellus What To
Do
Detroit Lions -- What a Joique
Green Bay Packers -- Fight for Your
Right to Jordy
Minnesota Vikings -- Jerick, are you
McKinnon Me?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Going on
Seferian-Jenkins
Atlanta Falcons -- My, That's a
Harry Douglas
Carolina Panthers -- Cam-town Races
New Orleans Saints -- Don't Khiry
Over an Ingram Toenail
San Francisco 49ers -- Boldin the
Beautiful
Arizona Cardinals -- Palmer Sunday
St. Louis Rams -- Hill of a QB
Situation; E Pluribus Keenum
Seattle Seahawks -- Marshawn to the
Beat; DangeRuss Minds